Performed by Adam Sandler and Steve Koren

[Phone Rings]
[Mr. Spindel picks it up]
Mr Spindel: "Hullo!"
Student: [Whispering] "Hey Mr. Spindel. How's algebra class going?" [Chuckling]
Mr Spindel: "Whut!?"
Student: [Whispering] "You're in for a big surprise tommorrow during 5th period!" [Chuckling]
Mr Spindel: "Hey! Who is this!"
[Student Hangs up phone]

[Dial tone]
Mr Spindel: "Hullo!"
[Dial tone]
Mr Spindel: "Hullo!"
[Dial tone]
Mr Spindel: "Who is this!?"
[Dial tone]
Mr Spindel: "Hullo!"
[Dial tone]
Mr Spindel: "Answer me!"
[Dial tone]
Mr Spindel: "Who is this!?"
[Dial tone]
Mr Spindel: "Hullo!"
[Dial tone]
Mr Spindel: "For God's sake! Who are you!?"
[Dial tone]
Mr Spindel: "Hullo!"
[Dial tone]
Mr Spindel: "Hullo!"
[Dial tone]

[Operator recording playing "If you'd like to make a call..."]
Mr Spindel: "Who is that!?"
[Recording continues]
Mr Spindel: "Hullo!"
[Recording continues]
Mr Spindel: "Who are you!?"
[Recording continues]
Mr Spindel: "Please answer me!"
[Silence]

[Bleeping noise]
Mr Spindel: "Oh God! Who is this!?"
[Bleeping]
Mr Spindel: "Please stop it! Why are you doing this!?"
[Bleeping]
Mr Spindel: "WHY!? WHY!?"
[Bleeping]
Mr Spindel: "Just tell me your name."
[Bleeping]
Mr Spindel: "Please."
[Bleeping]
Mr Spindel: "I'm gonna hang up!"
[Bleeping]
Mr Spindel: "I'm warning you!"
[Bleeping]
Mr Spindel: "Hullo!"
[Bleeping]
Mr Spindel: "Whoever this is, I'm gonna hang up!"
[Bleeping]
Mr Spindel: "That's it!"
[Bleeping]
Mr Spindel: "Damn you kids!!"
[Bleeping]
Mr Spindel: "Damn you!!"
[Slams down phone]

[Phone rings]
[Mr. Spindel picks it up]
Mr Spindel: "Hullo?"
Ted: "Yeah, Bill."
Mr Spindel: "Oh, TED!"
Ted: "I've been trying to get through to you forever. Who have you been talking to?"
Mr Spindel: "I don't know. So help me God! I don't know!"