The kiwi and the liquid gold

For Helen would have surely knowed

I'd love her if it weren't that I

Bind myself to a single joy

I was sleeping with my LGO

I was polishing my midnight runners

I was handling my Regal tip

Cold beer and my prison rolls

Take a good look at the patchwork

that Hellen saw on my foot

well she took a look around, friend

yeah she took her love to town, friend

I was sleeping with my LGO

I was polishing my midnight runners

I was handling my Regal tip

Cold beer and my prison rolls

I got eyes I can't stand it

jalepe??os inbetween my toes

the Duke of Earl and Smoking Joe

All the kiwi and the liquid gold

I was sleeping with my LGO

I was polishing my midnight runners

I was handling my Regal tip

Cold beer and my prison rolls

I'm gonna eat my damn 8 year old shoes