Look at me I'm Sandra Dee
Lousy with virginity
wont go to bed till i'm leagally wed,
I cant!
I'm Sandra Dee!

Ya watch it, hey I'm Doris Day
I was not brought up that way
Won't come across even
Rock Hudson lost
His heart to Doris Day

I dont drink (no!!)
Or swear (no!!!)
I dont rat my hair (ew!!!)
I get ill from one cigarette (gagging)
Keep your filthy paws
Off my silky drawers
Would you pull that crap with Annette

As for you Troy Donahue
I know what you wanna do
You've got your crust I'm no object of lust
I'm just plain Sandra Dee

Elvis Elvis let me be!
Keep that pelvis far from me
Just keep your cool
Now your starting to drool
Hey pungo I'm Sandra Dee