We like pizza but she doesn't eat the crust
I love her and she loves everyone
Said she likes my band but I don't even like my band
I love her and she loves everyone (uh uh)

I saw her (I saw her)
Kiss him last night
I'm sick now (I'm sick now)
But its just a little cold

Scott's a dork
Scott's a dork

When I say I give up it just means I'm going to try again
She loves me and I love everyone
I was kissin' her but she was wishing it was him
She loves me and I love everyone (uh uh uh uh)

They told her (they told her)
About you and me
She's mad now (she's mad now)
But she'll get over it

Scott's a dork
Scott's a dork

Dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork
Dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork
Dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork
Dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork

You'd think that (you'd think that)
After all this time
She'd change but (she'd change but)
She didn't no no no

Scott's a dork
Scott's a dork
Scott's a dork
Scott's a dork

Now she's walkin' out the door
I don't need her anymore
I love her