They said the day we got together
We'd fall in love like birds of the feather
And that we'd have lots to share
All that happened was me screwing up
I accidently touched her brown cup
Lighting my cigarette I accidently set fire to her hair

I guess what else I'd ever love to do with it
She said I'm crazy and she said I smelled like shit
I tried to kiss her and I got bit.
I guess I'm not gettin' laid

I GUESS I'M NOT GETTING LAID
I guess I'm not getting laid
I GUESS I'M NOT GETTING LAID
I guess I'm not getting laid
I GUESS IM NOT GETTING LAID
I guess I'm not getting laid
I GUESS IM NOT GETTING LAID
I guess I'm not getting laid

We went out to eat I sneezed in her food
She punched me in the face and called me rude
I thought the evening was going great
I spilled her drink, I ripped her dress
I accidently grabbed her breast
Elbowed her in the face tryin' to clean up my own mess

I guess what else I'd ever love to do with it
She said I'm crazy and she said I smelled like shit
I tried I kiss her and I got bit
I guess I'm not gettin' laid

I GUESS I'M NOT GETTING LAID
I guess I'm not getting laid
I GUESS I'M NOT GETTING LAID
I guess I'm not getting laid
I GUESS I'M NOT GETTING LAID
I guess I'm not getting laid
I GUESS I'M NOT GETTING LAID

I GUESS I'M NOT GETTING LAID

I GUESS I'M NOT GETTING LAID
I guess I'm not gettin' laid
I GUESS I'M NOT GETTING LAID
I guess I'm not gettin' laid
I GUESS I'M NOT GETTING LAID
I guess I'm not gettin' laid
I GUESS I'M NOT GETTING LAID!!!