8:OO MONDAY NITE AND I'M WAITING
TO FIN'LLY TALK TO A GIRL A LIL COOLER THAN ME
HER NAME IS NOLA
SHES A ROCKER WITH A NOSE RING
SHE WEARS A TWO-WAY
BUT IM NOT QUITE SURE WHAT THAT MEANS
AND WHEN SHE WALKS ALL THE WIND BLOWS AND THE ANGELS SING
BUT SHE'LL DOESNT NOTICE ME
CAUSE SHES WATCHING WRESTLIN, CREAMIN OVER TUFF GUYS,
LISTENIN TO RAP METAL, TURN TABLES IN HER EYES
ITS LIKE A BAD MOVIE SHES LOOKIN THRU ME
IF YOU WERE ME THAN YOUD BE SCREAMIN SOMEONE SHOOT ME
AS I FELL MISERABLY TRYIN TO GET THE GIRL ALL THE BAD GUYS WANT
CUZ SHES THE GIRL ALL THE BAD GUYS WANT
SHE LIKES THE GODSMACK AND I LIKE ANCIENT ORANGE
HER CD CHANGES FULL OF SINGERS THAT ARE MAD AT THEIR DADS
SHE SAYS SHED LIKE TO SCORE SOME REEFER AND A FORTY
SHE'LL NEVER KNOW THAT I'M THE BEST THAT SHE'LL EVER HAVE
AND WHEN SHE WALKS ALL THE WIND BLOWS AND THE ANGELS SING
BUT SHE'LL NEVER NOTICE ME
CUZ SHES WATCHING WRESTLIN, CREAMIN OVER TUFF GUYS,
LISTENIN TO RAP METAL, TURNTABLES IN HER EYES, SHE LIKES 'EM
WITH A MUSTACHE, RACE TRACK SEASON PASS,
DRIVING IN A TRANZ AM, DOES A MOLLET MAKE A MAN,
IT'S LIKE A BAD MOVIE SHE'S LOOKIN THRU ME
IF YOU WERE ME THAN YOUD BE SCREAMIN SOMEONE SHOOT ME
AS I FELL MISERABLY
TRYING TO GET THE GIRL ALL THE BAD GUYS WANT
CUZ SHES THE GIRL ALL THE BAD GUYS WANT (X3)
THERE SHE GOES AGAIN WITH FISH NETS ON
AND DREAD LOX IN HER HAIR
SHE BROKE MY HEART, I WANNA BE SUDATED,
ALL I WANTED WAS TO SEE HER NAKED,
NOW I'M WATCHIN WRESTLIN, LISTENING TO RAP METAL,
TURN TABLES IN MY EYES, I CANT GROW A MUSTACHE,
I AINT GOT NO SEASON PASS, ALL I GOTS A MOPED, MOPED, MOPED
IT'S LIKE A BAD MOVIE SHES LOOKING THRU ME,
IF YOU WERE ME THAN YOUD BE SCREAMIN SOMEONE SHOOT ME,
AS I FELL MISERABLY
TRYING TO GET THE GIRL ALL THE BAD GUYS WANT
CUZ SHES THE GIRL ALL THE BAD GUYS WANT (X7)